She knows just what it takes to make a probe-lush...She's got fourty days besides.

The story:

I was a teen in the car with my mom. I asked her what a probe-lush was. Then I asked her why a pro would blush, and pro-what? Baseball? She said, "Yeah, something like that," then proceeded to tell me about the birds and the bees. I think I need therapy every time I think about that....a divorced angry mother telling her son about sex.