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    She likes to pull my hair when I make a pot of tea

    Artist: Theory of a Deadman
    Song: Bad Girlfriend
    Real Lyric: She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth

    The story:

    Actually, it was my teen daughter that heard the lyrics wrong. She asked me why "he wants his hair pulled while he's making tea?"
    I couldn't stop laughing. It was then that I knew I had to share it on here.

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    Submitted by

    EmeraldSeahorse

    Submitted on

    3/3/2009 3:44 pm

    Age it happened

    37

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Nope. Not the only one. LOL

    EmeraldSeahorse Nov 12, 2009 11:10 am

    lol actually i heard that it at least im not the only one lol.

    superkiki Nov 11, 2009 10:44 pm