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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She messes around with a crayon like it's a truck.

    Artist: Elvis Presley
    Song: Hard Headed Woman
    Real Lyric: If she ever went away I'd cry around the clock.

    The story:

    I wasn't embarrassed. I thought it was pretty funny. My mom did too.

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    Submitted by

    jelloegg

    Submitted on

    8/2/2007 4:19 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    oh yes it is. i have a nephew who pretends a garland is a train!

    coffeelunatic Dec 28, 2009 1:25 am

    Is that a good thing?

    jelloegg Dec 27, 2009 11:17 pm

    Wow...a kid with a good imagination!

    coffeelunatic Dec 27, 2009 3:34 am