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She said I'll show you how to fax
In the mailroom, honey
And have you hold my thighs

Artist: Aerosmith

Song: Love in an Elevator

Real Lyric: She said I'll show you how to fax In the mailroom, honey And have you home by five

The story:

I have always thought that it was a little weird..but it being aerosmith and all. I didn't really think about it....I laughed when I read the real lyrics

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5/25/2008 5:54 am

Age it happened

15

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

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