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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She sees a cat, and she has a conniption
    She sees a mole, and just starts going off...

    Artist: Phil Collins
    Song: Invisible Touch
    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeahShe reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart

    The story:

    Slowly, over my teenage years, I started to realize that I might have been a little confused about all those songs I thought I knew. By the time I got to college, I finally asked some friends one day about this particular song, confirming my suspicions.

    Still, I think poor Phil must have dated some girl who really, REALLY didn't like small animals.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    4/7/2007 10:27 am

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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