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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She sees a hand that's busy on the top shelf
    She reaches it, and heads start falling apart.
    She sees a hand that's busy on the top shelf
    It's like a troll, and Sue it tears you apart.

    Artist: Genesis
    Song: Invisible Touch
    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeahShe reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heartShe seems to have an invisible touch yeahIt takes control and slowly tears you apart.

    The story:

    I don't know why I always thought these were the lyrics. Possibly started when I was small and my dad would sing songs purposefully wrong on roadtrips. (His favorite being "Dirty Deeds on the Thunderchief") I discovered my misheard-ed-ness on a bus ride sing-along with about 25 of my peers.
    I was 16.
    They laughed. A lot.

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    Greatween

    Submitted on

    5/12/2009 1:28 am

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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