The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Belting the song out while showering, new bloke crippled with laughter.
Didn't want to come out of the bathroom for ages.
Found out after years of listening to prince, kicking myself when new bloke asked over and over again while wiping the tears from his eyes, didn't the title give it away?
I have even heard cover bands playing this song and it still sounds like red spherical dress! I refuse to believe anyone in a beret is attractive. I was picturing a fifties style dress with loads of net, hence the spherical thing.
A raspberry beret is total geekville!
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
2/9/2002 8:53 pm
Age it happened
24
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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