Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 122,381 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Shee, nuke your palm, jig your bum
    Oh lick your man, oh
    Shee, my poor guy
    Lumpy Jell-o in my way
    Oh I'll soak you with one hand!

    Dance like me; Naked? Jump on me again!
    Praise like me; I'll do okay with one hand
    Horny like me, k

    Artist: Baby Vox
    Song: Shee
    Real Lyric: Shee nukkyobwa julgyobwa onul bameshee malboda ni nubichuro marhenoui sonkuthul wonheDance like me nege jomdo giphgecrazy like me duro ogirul wonheonul bami guri giljin anhjinawa hamkke chumul chwobwa all night

    The story:

    I blame my lacking foreign language auditory skills for this one. I listen to Korean, Japanese, and Chinese music so I can learn the languages because I plan on teaching ESL students. With my horrific skills, I'm not sure how well that'll work.

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:

    Submitted by

    KitaAisuru

    Submitted on

    11/15/2008 7:58 pm

    Age it happened

    22

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


    Comments

    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!