The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was singing it in front of my coworkers and when they
heard the wrong lyrics, they laughed so hard and loud
that it startled one of my male colleages. He spilled
coffee on the crotch of his khaki dress pants, and
feeling responsible, I instinctively started to wipe up the
coffee with my hand. Making quick strokes like you
would when you're trying to get something off the fabric
before it sets in, the rest of the office started singing
"She's a prick teaser..."!
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
3/2/2007 7:50 am
Age it happened
39
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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