"She's got style, she's got grace, she's a wiener.."

The story:

Recently went to youtube as a female friend
provided a link to "Republican Women vs. Democrat
Women", recommending this as she thought it was
really a hoot-and-a-holler, knee-slap funny.
Turned out it was, but NOT for what she thought
were the same reasons;)
She's a political person, me not so much; she
swings toward the so-called 'Right', I am an
Independent, so I try to call 'em as I see 'em.
She's also a lady. For real.
Anyway, the maker of this video thought they were
being verrry clever by using the legendary Tom
Jones' classic "She's A Lady", while the vid
rolled on & all the paid courtesans who advance a
certain agenda are displayed in various still
photographs: overall a nice collection of Botox,
collagen injections, plastic surgery & silicone
augmentation, photos heavily retouched, doctored,
like nothing seen since Joe Stalin's time;
Well I must've heard ol' Tom sing this on my 8-
Track player in the early '70s, & always thought
it hilarious that probably due to his Welsh accent
he mispronounces winner "wiener"!
"...she's a wiener..."
But now in this context it took on further added
significance as the political aspect made it take
on a new dimension since first hearing it in 1971,
the "Neo-Conservative" lovelies on parade were
being unknowingly described as "wieners"
paradoxically by the very same people who were
trying to make them and their politics seem
"cOOl".
I'm sure they wouldn't want their sexy
propagandists to be perceived as wieners...
"Holy Faux Pas Batman!"
Irony of ironies, and how delicious - and how!
Then it hit me: radio provocateur Michael Savage!
Before he created that licen$e to print money,
'for the rubes' persona, he was Michael WIENER!
Yeah, these corporate concubines were being called
"wiener" unwittingly by an acolyte, and
undoubtedly their male 'spiritual counterpart',
equivalent Michael Savage, actually was also a BIG
Wiener!
After all, his show "Savage Nation" wouldn't get
the ratings and notoriety if it were "Wiener
Nation" now would it?
To be fair to all the participants on the
political pundit circuit, this is all bullsh*t,
their careers depend on their slavish adherence to
orthodoxy, lest they be replaced like a Kleenex
tissue.
It doesn't matter whether they actually believe
the rhetoric, just that they've an attractive
presence - and paycheck.
How else could they maintain their beauteous
appearance - no money, no funny...
Just like their followers to see or find out what
skeletons are hanging in >their< closets, whether
they're into S & M, Bondage, or are even female
because some look transgender to me, but frankly
Scarlett, I personally don't give a damn.
But take Michael Wiener for instance, he used to
guard Dr. Timothy Leary's pad up in Upstate
Millbrook, NY when he was conducting LSD research,
& went swimming in the Pacific, nude w/ 'Beats'
Allan Ginsburg (who was gay) & Lawrence
Ferlinghetti in the early '60s;

Wiener = Hot dog everybody! Surf's up!;D;