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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's the kind of a girl that makes good use of "the pill"

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Polythene Pam
    Real Lyric: She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World".

    The story:

    The next line being "yes, you could say she was attractively built", all my life I thought they were saying that she was so good looking that she frequently found herself being pursued sexually and needs the pill to keep from getting pregnant.

    I still don't really know what "News of the World" is (other than a Queen album).

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    Submitted by

    tcornman

    Submitted on

    6/27/2010 2:13 pm

    Age it happened

    45

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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