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    Shoelace! My time has come

    Artist: Queen
    Real Lyric: Too late, my time has come



    The story:

    My older brother had me absolutely convinced that's what they said--he would put on the 45 and when it got to that part he would very dramatically and emotively belt out "Shoelace!!" at the top of his lungs. I was only about 4 years old at the time, so I really didn't think anything of it. Later, when I was in high-school, a friend gave me a Queen greatest hits tape and hearing the song again I realized "shoelace" didn't make any sense, so I paid closer attention and learned the actual lyric (thankfully, alone in the privacy of my own room).

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