The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was singing this softly to myself in a restaurant while having dinner with friends. "Simmy and the whale, Simmy and the whale, Simmy and the whale, Simmy and MY whale." And I said "How can it be HIS whale? Who owns a whale? Nobody OWNS whales."
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Dead silence followed by laughter that I have yet to live down.
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Submitted on
1/13/2009 12:33 pm
Age it happened
30
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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