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Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip
the music's for the sandman.
Can you imagine when this race is won,
turn all of our faces to the sun,
praising our leaders for getting in tune,
the music's for the madman.

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Song: Forever Young

Real Lyric: Sitting in the sandpit, life is a short tripThe music's for the sad man.Can you imagine when this race is won?Turn our golden the faces into the sun,Praising our leaders, we're getting in tuneThe music's played by the madman.

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2/15/2014 8:30 pm

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