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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    So girl I can't buy you a big diamond ring, no house on a hill full of
    live spider things

    Artist: Jake Owen
    Song: Don't Think I Can't Love You
    Real Lyric: So girl I can't buy you a big diamond ring, no house on a hill full of life's finer things

    The story:

    Even when I know I've misheard a lyric and have been corrected, I still
    insist on singing it wrong. I convinced my younger cousin that the
    song was really about live spider things and we had a long discussion
    about what kind of girl would want to live in a house full of spiders

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    Submitted by

    vschoch

    Submitted on

    1/17/2018 9:40 pm

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No

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