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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So goodbye yellowbrick road,
    Where the dogs of society hound!
    You can't find me in the cat house,
    Strolling around in my gown,

    Back to the hoppity-hop!
    Back to the shoppity-shop!
    Oh I finally found my future wife!
    Beyond the yel

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
    Real Lyric: So goodbye yellow brick roadWhere the dogs of society howlYou can't plant me in your penthouseI'm going back to my ploughBack to the howling old owl in the woodsHunting the horny back toadOh I've finally decided my future liesBeyond the yellow brick road

    The story:

    Whenever I'm in the car, I like to listen to this song... but I honestly had no clue what Elton John was saying. So over the years, my mind has warped the lyrics into near-incomprehensible gibberish. Luckily, I'm smart enough not to belt out my version at parties ;)

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/8/2008 10:36 am

    Age it happened

    22

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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