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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So I guess we're back to us
    So can romance remain the focus.
    In case our last dreams were ****ed up
    Where was it that we last left off?
    (Let's pick up your coat)

    Artist: Panic! At The Disco
    Song: Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
    Real Lyric: So I guess we're back to us Oh cameraman, swing the focus In case I lost my train of thought Where was it that we last left off?(Let's pick up, pick up)

    The story:

    Well... I was listening to my iPod at recess, and that song was
    playing. I was singing pretty loud, and after that part all my
    friends were looking at me like I was insane. Then when I got
    home I looked up the lyrics. All I could do was laugh.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/30/2007 8:02 pm

    Age it happened

    11

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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