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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So I mugged my way into the guy of his missy little cooked
    up 4 wheel eye
    Charged my way into his little butt feet
    I took a snooki-wheel slugger to woth headlights
    Slashed a mole in all 4 tires
    Maybe next time he'll change his sheets

    Artist: Carrie Underwood
    Song: Before He Cheats
    Real Lyric: So I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4-wheel driveCarved my name into his leather seatI took a Louisville Slugger to both headlightSlashed a hole in all 4 tiresMaybe next time he'll think before he cheats

    The story:

    I sung this for a karoke and I had the words all mixed up
    and someone thought I was dreaming about having sex

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    Submitted by

    ParisTLyrics

    Submitted on

    4/5/2011 11:36 am

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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