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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So I tried my best illegal move,
    But them black and white come and touched my boobs again!

    Artist: Sammy Hagar
    Song: I Can't Drive 55
    Real Lyric: So I tried my best illegal moveA big, black and white come and touched my groove again!

    The story:

    I'm so glad no one ever found out. I do not think my version is better than the original. As far as I know, this singer does not have... well, you know.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/1/2008 8:11 pm

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Well, he kinda does. lol But then again he is, like 60. I just saw him in concert last Halloween. I don't know what kind of vitamins he takes, but I'm getting me some of those. He jumps around like someone half his age.

    SquiggleJay Jun 11, 2008 8:01 pm