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So you can keep me
Inside the pocket
Of your ripped jeans
Holdin' me closer
until our eyes bleed

Artist: Ed Sheeran

Song: Photograph

Real Lyric: So you can keep meInside the pocketOf your ripped jeansHoldin' me closer'Til our eyes meet

The story:

I heard this song in the car and asked my spouse, in an
outrage, how is squeezing each other until your eyes bleed,
at all romantic? He thought that was odd and asked me to
look up the lyrics.

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Submitted on

10/23/2015 2:47 am

Age it happened

32

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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