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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Somebody once told me the world is macaroni
    I ate the sharpest tool in the shed
    she was lookin' kinda dumb with her finger in her bum
    and the ship of an elf on her forehead

    Artist: Smash Mouth
    Song: All Star
    Real Lyric: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an "L" on her forehead

    The story:

    I watched shrek and ran around my house singing this, my ma even has it on tape!

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    Submitted by

    Hillbillydeluxe

    Submitted on

    4/24/2008 5:21 pm

    Age it happened

    9

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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