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    Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stink
    Sometimes you turn your back to the wind

    Artist: Tom Cochrane
    Real Lyric: Sometimes you bend, sometimes you standSometimes you turn your back to the wind



    The story:

    I was sitting alone in my room today listening to this song and
    thought, Okay, this song is about how in life you'll have your ups
    and your downs, but I don't really understand why Tom Cochrane
    would admit or write a song about how sometimes he stinks.

    Obviously I looked the lyrics up and realised I was wrong, but I
    think Tom Cochrane was wrong for trying so hard to rhyme "stand"
    and "wind" that he made it sound (really!) like "stink".

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