Somthing in your a** took a thousand years to get here.

The story:

My brother and I were listening to this song when I mentioned this to him. Needless to say, he busted ot laughing. "I can just imagine Bono singing about constapation," he said. That got me laughing too. After we had calmed down, he told me the real lyrics, and I felt like a huge idiot, but I still thought it was pretty funny.