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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Song 2" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Blur

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    Misheard "Song 2" Lyrics

    I got my head shaved, by a trombone chai
    I got my headdress from a chumpo chet
    I got my head shaved Just like the pope
    I got my head checked, by a gemologist..
    I got my head shaved By a jimbo jay
    I got my head checked, by itchy mochi
    When I feel my dinero And Im pins and Im
    I got my head shaved By Jon Bon Jovi
    "Well I feel nothing at all"
    All of the time but I'm never sure why I
    And I'm pissing a needle
    When I feel nothing at all (woo-hoo) and
    I got my head shaved by a Chambochian
    I got my head checked, my HMO checked
    I got my head shaved by a chimoche.
    i got my head s**t by H. umm Bo jay
    Why don't you get them both checked ----
    woo-hoo, well, i eat anythin at all woo-
    whoo hoo when i smoke a big fat bowl
    i got my head shaved, by asian bo jay
    Got any jam?
    got my head checked, by aunt jemima
    I got my head shaved By eee-cha-mo-chay
    i'm the pig in the middle
    Is there any jam?
    I got my head checked by ancient Moche
    I got my head shaved, by Ichum Bochay
    I got my head shaved By Ichamochi It wa
    I got my head shaved, by ancient Moché
    Alle pisset an mi naa (german dialect fo
    When im feeling prenatal and my fizz is
    I got my head checked, by itcha bod clay
    " I got my head checked my ooochoombooch
    I got my head shaved By a Jamoche
    All of the time when I'm never sure Why
    I took some Motrin, When I was sick, It'
    i got my head checked, by edgar mojay
    i got my head shaved by a ja-mo-chay
    I got my head checked by agent Bocheck
    I've got my hands chained, by a dumbhead
    I got my head shaved Go get your moe' sh
    My HMO changed
    I got my head shaved by Aunt Jemima
    All the the time that I never know what
    When I feel like women out
    Woo-hoo! When I feel like going home, wo

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