Spread your legs so fine
Then I think I'll change your mind

The story:

While driving with some fellow employees to a lunch meeting, this song came on and since all of us were 80's music fans, we all sang along. I was asked to repeat what I sang and after the laughter died down, was corrected. However, from then on, that particular group has decided to adopt my version and they are all certain my mind remains in the gutter.