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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Staerke meine Glieder
    und gib mir meinen Quark

    Artist: Die Krupps
    Real Lyric: Staerke meine Gliederund gib mir neue Kraft



    The story:

    Actually I did not know too much stuff of Die Krupps before the 90s. So I also wasn't familiar with this one which dates back to 1982 (well, at that point in time, Legos were still more interesting than music for me). A couple of months ago I heard it for the first time in a remixed version. Even though I am German, I had a hard time understanding the singer Jürgen because of this classical 80s way of performing. I knew immediately (I insist!) that he wasn't asking for his daily dose of dairy, but must have looked so puzzled that a friend of mine asked me where that look came from. Of course he LOHFA before he gave away the right words ...

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