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Latest Misheard Stories

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Song: Eve

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Stand up for your rice.

Artist: Bob Marley

Song: Get Up, Stand Up

Real Lyric: Get up. Stand up.Stand up for your rights.

The story:

My girlfriend sang this out loud whilst listening to it on a walkman in a railway carriage in Italy. Still as one guy remarked, "It's the same thing isn't it?"
She was German, so can be excused, and also thought that Dire Straits wanted their money for nothing and chips for free.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

1/8/2002 8:33 am

Age it happened

24

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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