standin' on my mama's porsche
you told me that you'd wait forever

The story:

I always thought it was weird how the guy in the song had to scrimp and save for his first guitar, which he bought from the second-hand shop, yet his mother owned an expensive sports car. I thought it was even weirder how he let his girl stand all over it - not as weird as my own girlfriend thought I was when she asked me to repeat what I had just sung, and again, her crying with laughter.