The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I heard my teenage daughter singing her heart out to the radio...obviously mangling the words, plus it made me hungry.
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Submitted on
6/23/2009 12:52 pm
Age it happened
14
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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Well, you can tell by the way I eat my food, I'm a gentleman, and I’m not rude. I use a knife and I use a fork. I've been called a prude, a fag, and a dork. And now it's all right, it's O.K. But you can’t take my manners away. You can try to understand The effect of etiquette on man. So broil me another I’m a hungry mother***Need a Steak and a Knife! Steak and a Knife! Smell potato bakin’ And my hands is shakin' Need a steak and a knife! Steak and Knife! Ah, ha, ha, ha, Steak and Knife! Steak and Knife! Ah, ha, ha, ha, Steak and Knife!
weirdgalskankavitch Aug 29, 2011 4:46 pm
You can tell by the way I use my knife I'm a steak man no time for salad.
JMonkey Aug 10, 2009 10:03 am
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