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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

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Song: The Prisoner

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strut, pout, put it out
that's what you want from women
come on baby why don't cha take in a whore

Artist: Sheena Easton

Song: Strut

Real Lyric: strut, pout, put it outthat's what you want from womencome on baby what'cha takin' me for...

The story:

i thought she was saying she was tired of being
treated like a prostitute by someone who is supposed
to love her so she challenged him to step up or find
a hooker to satisfy him

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Submitted on

1/10/2010 3:28 pm

Age it happened

21

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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