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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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"Take a gumball, and pass the water, breakfast in America."

Artist: Supertramp

Song: Breakfast In America

Real Lyric: "Take a jumbo across the water, like to see America."

The story:

Well, I was singing with my mom at some random point in the day, and we got to the part of the song, and my mother stopped and asked me to sing it again. So I did, and she laughed for a while and told me to look up the lyrics. And here we are now...

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Anonymous

Submitted on

2/9/2008 8:37 pm

Age it happened

15

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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