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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Take a look to the sky just before you die - it's an @$$ ramming whale

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: Take a look to the sky just before you die - it's the last time you will.



    The story:

    I always knew these couldn't be the actual lyrics to the song, but after asking several people to listen to the song, we couldn't come up with anything else, so for years I had to believe Metallica included a whale in their song. Turns out when I could look the song up on-line years later, I was very wrong.

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