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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tell me are you a fat b***h too

    Artist: Ray J
    Song: Sexy Can I
    Real Lyric: Sexy Can I, just pardon my manners



    The story:

    My friend bought a compilation CD which had this song on it and we were sat in her room and I said, "Does he say 'Sexy can I just park my mammoth?" because I thought he was referring to his penis as a mammoth and asking the girl if he could 'park it' in her. My friend then went into hysterics and told me the correct lyrics.

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    omg i thought the exact samething, and i tried soo hard to convince my friends those were the correct lyrics. it seriously still to this day sounds like those lyrics lol

    ourfarewell Sep 26, 2008 11:26 pm


    ourfarewell Sep 26, 2008 11:24 pm