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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Territory folks should stick together,
    Territory folks should all be pals.
    Cowboys dance with farmer's daughters,
    Farmers dance with the ranchers' cows.

    Artist: Oklahoma (The Musical)
    Song: The Farmer and the Cowman
    Real Lyric: Territory folks should stick together,Territory folks should all be pals.Cowboys dance with farmer's daughters,Farmers dance with the ranchers' gals.

    The story:

    I finally looked up the proper lyrics on the web, after realizing that
    a subtext of bestiality probably wasn't acceptable in 1940s
    Broadway musicals.

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    Submitted by

    snackbelle

    Submitted on

    9/8/2014 4:04 pm

    Age it happened

    48

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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