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    Text the ladies extra longer

    Artist: Black Eyed Peas
    Song: Boom Boom Pow
    Real Lyric: Sexy ladies extra longer

    The story:

    It made sense to me. Sounded like he was talking about phone batteries or something lol

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    Submitted by

    slowergent

    Submitted on

    8/23/2009 11:36 am

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    i know right at least your lyrics work

    Aeromixmaster Sep 15, 2014 8:54 am

    Ha ha I thought it was textING ladies extra longer.

    TerribleCruelty Jun 16, 2012 2:28 pm

    I thought they say "Takes the ladies extra longer" ...Woops. ^.^

    Evil_Goddess Mar 08, 2011 2:59 am

    wow, i totally thought thats what it was! wow i feel stupid

    simslovr Jun 28, 2010 4:09 pm

    I thought that's what it said too! well, "textin' ladies extra longer". Same diff.

    bekx11 Sep 30, 2009 6:55 pm