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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The blacks spit(h) and they all kissed
    Practice(with a lisp) in their art
    Forge their creativity
    Closer to the heart

    The Gossipers and the loud men
    Each must know his part

    Artist: Rush
    Song: Closer to the Heart
    Real Lyric: The blacksmith and the artistReflect it in their artForge their creativityCloser to the heartPhilosophers and ploughmenEach must know his part

    The story:

    I chose this amazing song to do a solo drama act to. I figured that since the lyrics were contraversial which appertained to my objective, i would definitely go with this.

    it wasn't exactly a racial discussion when i found out the day before my act(thank GOD!) that it wasn't "The blacks spit, and they all kissed" haha.

    Got 97% on the production though! ;)

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    Submitted by

    Tortosatch

    Submitted on

    12/31/2008 1:38 am

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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