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    the innuit children are burnished unlike old times, without using hands.

    Artist: Sparks
    Song: Without Using Hands
    Real Lyric: The only way children are punished, unlike old times, is without using hands

    The story:

    i nearly threw myself down the stairs

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    Submitted by

    MichaelBobbins

    Submitted on

    11/10/2008 6:25 pm

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    "The innuit children are burnished...." holy crap, that's FUNNY!!!! :D

    whenn5 Nov 30, 2008 7:24 am