The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
When I was 7 and old enough to actually read the words out of the hymn book. I also thought that god was called Peter because i thought everyone was saying 'Thanks Peter God' and not 'Thanks be to God.'
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
4/7/1998 12:00 am
Age it happened
7
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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