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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The lit-up Lord Jesus lay in a weed bed

    Artist: Hymns
    Song: Away In A Manger
    Real Lyric: The little Lord Jesus lay down his sweet head.

    The story:

    I was partying one night with some of my more religious friends, when for some reason they started humming this tune. I quickly filled in the words, and everyone started laughing at me, unsure of why they were laughing I just went with it and laughed too. I think it would be a lot cooler if the bible told us of when Jesus used to smoke weed and pick up chicks.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/14/2003 10:25 am

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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