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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors and his hot male boots
    Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
    Working overtime
    A slow compression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Happiness Is A Warm Gun
    Real Lyric: The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrorsOn his hobnail bootsLying with his eyes while his hands are busyWorking overtimeA soap impression of his wife which he ateAnd donated to the National Trust

    The story:

    I knew that the lyrics sounded a little bit off in terms of content, so I asked my husband and he told me to look up the lyrics online...

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    Submitted by

    CH2008

    Submitted on

    5/21/2008 8:38 pm

    Age it happened

    22

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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