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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The only way to fix it is to flush it all away..
    Hey f**king Johnny,
    Hey f**king Jane.
    Learn to swim, I'll see you down in hell;
    We're on our way.

    Artist: Tool
    Song: Aenima
    Real Lyric: The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.Any f**king time.Any f**king day.Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay

    The story:

    I looked up the lyrics just now, and realized I've been singing this song wrong for like 6 years.

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    Submitted by

    love_something_cursed

    Submitted on

    9/2/2008 1:29 pm

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    those lyrics are tough for that song i used to screw the lyrics up alot

    micah214 Feb 26, 2009 8:03 pm