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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The queers don't vote, the fine cold rum and then

    Artist: Steely Dan
    Song: Hey Nineteen
    Real Lyric: The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian

    The story:

    I always knew the lyrics were wrong, but didn't realize what they really were until I learned what Cuervo was. I was probably about 19 years old. My friends had to tell me the end of it was Columbian. It gave everyone a good laugh. I was humiliated by how naive I had been.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/7/2001 5:40 pm

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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