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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The smart patrol, nowhere to go 
    Suburban robots responding to reality 
    Common stock, we work around the clock 
    We shot the balls in the holes

    Artist: Devo
    Song: Smart Patrol
    Real Lyric: The smart patrol, nowhere to go Suburban robots that monitor reality Common stock, we work around the clock We shove the poles in the holes

    The story:

    Just discovered it today while revisiting some DEVO
    songs. All these years......made me laugh when I found
    out. :)

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    Submitted by

    alldane

    Submitted on

    6/27/2014 1:18 pm

    Age it happened

    51

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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