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    The sound of a careless mattress.

    Artist: Irene Cara
    Song: Get A Grip
    Real Lyric: The sound of perilous boundaries.



    The story:

    I just recently found the cassette of the album that this song is from in a Goodwill store, and while it has quickly become my favorite Irene Cara song, I was troubled from the beginning because I was, like, so sure that she was saying "careless mattress," but I was wondering what the hell a careless mattress was or why such a stylish pop diva would sing about it. It was only when I grabbed the liner notes from the tape and actually read the lyrics for the song that I discovered what she was really saying.

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