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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There goes my hero, he's old and hairy

    Artist: Foo Fighters
    Song: My Hero
    Real Lyric: There goes my hero, he's ordinary

    The story:

    This one comes courtesy of my grandma. Bless her, she's a little deaf.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/30/2002 7:09 am

    Age it happened

    67

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Maybe Grandma is a little bit of a wise-ass and not quite so deaf.

    mcrjjj Nov 13, 2010 8:10 pm

    so she was singing that or did u just make it up because of her

    seth13ss Jul 29, 2008 11:12 am