there is no ham, no ham, no ham

The story:

It came on the radio and I liked the song so I looked up the name, but I misread it as "no ham" and since it sounded exactly like "ham" said with an English accent, I totally believed it. Then ran around my house telling my family "this song is called no ham, isn't that funny?!" Only after a few months of us singing it as "no ham" did my little sister look it up again. We still sing it as "no ham" because it sounds like the artist looked in his fridge because he was going to make a sandwich, but there was "no ham, no ham, noooooo haaaam!!!"