There's a baboon on the right.

The story:

I first started listening to this song on a road trip to Disney with my mother, aunt and cousin when I was about 8 years old. My cousin and I sang at the top of our lungs about the "baboon on the right." Not until I reached college did I realize that, um, the bad moon was on the rise and there was no baboon in sight. Just thinking about how many times I sang about that baboon in front of others still makes me shudder.