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Latest Misheard Stories

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There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place where I eat everyday at noon
They say that it's beef, fish or pork, but it's purring on my fork, yes it's purring on my fork.
Chow Ming asked if I wanted more, as he was callin' up his buddy at t

Artist: Harry Chapin

Song: Cat's In The Cradle

Real Lyric: there's a cat in the cradle and the silver spoonsLittle boy blue and the man on the moonBlah blah blahSomething something

The story:

It was my friend who found this somewhere, and I thought it was really funny. I still don't really know the original words, and plus- these words are better!

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Anonymous

Submitted on

2/3/2003 3:47 pm

Age it happened

13

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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