There's a lady who's short
Her lil' clitoris is gone
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

The story:

In High School I was part of the Stage Production for the HS plays. We would play music as we built each stage. I happen to bring IV (ZOSO) and play it for everyone.

I start to sing to the album, quite loudly and then I noticed during Stairway everyone stopped and giggled at me after I sang that lyric. I was confused and I started asking what was so funny...

Rob, the head of the stage crew, took me aside and told me the REAL lyrics. I was embarassed a bit but had to laugh myself.

I always figured my version was correct because if I was a woman and my clitoris was gone, I'd want to "buy a stairway to heaven" as well.