There's a lady who's sure,
I'll look good to her's ink hole

The story:

I was out with my friends one night and they decided to do a karaoke thing, and since the band I was in did an awesome cover of this song, they thought I should sing it. I'll tell you, there where some avid Led Zep fans in there because when I sang the wrong lyric they got pissed. I mean one guy even threw a beer bottle at me! Well, now I know the real lyrics, and I'll never screw up again.